The humor of Steven Wright makes me think. Here are a few of his best!
"If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?"
"Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?"
"Do Roman paramedics refer to IVs as "4's"?"
"Why are they called buildings, when they are already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?"
"Anywhere is walking distance, if you've got the time."
"Someone asked me if I slept well. I said no, I made a few mistakes."
By the way, I send everyone warm belated Easter blessings! Rejoice for He lives and is coming again!
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Or how about this "Wright-ism": "I called the airline to buy a ticket. The girl asked, 'How many will be traveling?' 'How should I know, it's your plane!'"
Thanks for adding another "wright-ism" to my growing collection!
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